There’s no better holiday to use as an excuse to spice things up with new toys.
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Valentine’s Day is a great opportunity to reflect on your relationship and refresh your sex life. There’s no better holiday to use as an excuse to spice things up with new toys, which is lucky for you because there are plenty of them on sale right now. Pick these up now under the guise of Valentine’s shopping and spend the whole year having fun.
Best sex toys for couples
Some of the more fun toys on the market are designed for mutual pleasure, which is what Valentine’s Day is all about. Try these:
The Lelo Tiani 3 remote-controlled couples’ massager (on sale for $135.20) vibrates inside and outside of a vagina, transmitting the vibes to both partners. Plus it’s remote-controlled, so you can even take it on the go if you’re into public foreplay.
The We-Vibe Sync O vibrator ($169 on Lovehoney) is similar, but has 10 speeds, an O-shaped internal arm to hold it in place, and the ability to connect not only to a remote, but your phone, for maximum convenience.
To play around with new positions, try the Whipsmart Mini Try-Angle Position Cushion ($99.99 at Adam and Eve). The wedge-shaped pillow is small enough for travel, gives you access to angles that are otherwise hard to achieve, and it comes with cuffs that can attach to the pillow itself for a little extra bondage play.
If you really want to try bondage, picking up a starter kit for Valentine’s Day is a perfect entry point. The eight-piece Lovehoney All Tied Up kit ($59.49) comes with everything you need: a blindfold, wrist and ankle cuffs, under-mattress straps, a non-intimidating beginner’s flogger, nipple suckers, and more.
This mattress attachment on Amazon ($28.99) has 12 links to attach foot and ankle cuffs, meaning there are all kinds of positions you can stick each other in. If you’re already using a standard mattress attachment to go forced spread-eagle, this is about to open up a world of opportunities.
Try this wearable device that has clitoral suction, internal vibration, and anal stimulation—but is controlled the partner’s phone ($34.99 on Amazon). It’ll make your Valentine’s dinner… special.
Best toys for those with a vagina
Whether you’re with a partner or on your own, these will put you in that blissful mood:
It’s not Valentine’s Day without roses, but this year, you should get some that never die (unless you forget to charge them). The ever-popular Ravishing Rose Pleaser ($35.97 on Adam and Eve) has sold over 100,000 units—and for very good reason. The suction-based vibe is small but powerful. This dual-sided rose vibe from Amazon ($26,99) features both a flicking “tongue” and a thrusting bullet, making it a flower of many important functions, and the Rosegasm Lingo Dual Ended Cliteral Vibrator ($79.99 on Adam and Eve) is a more standard wand vibe with a beautiful floral design, so you could leave it on your nightstand, and only you will know what it really does.
Lovehoney’s Heartbeat Clitoral Suction Stimulator ($59.99) is similar to the suction roses, but its heart shape gives it a more ergonomic design, making it easier to hold in place. Plus, it just looks Valentine’s-y.
Speaking of hearts, put some over your nipples and call it Valentine’s lingerie. The Coco Unlined bodysuit ($44.95 on Adore Me) is strappy, sexy, and heart-adorned, so it’s perfect for the holiday.
Lelo’s Soraya Beads ($183.20) are vibrating anal beads that are small enough for beginners and powerful enough for pros. Plus, unlike the beads you might find at your local adult store, they look classy, which elevates the whole experience to a more romantic level.
Best toys for those with a penis
Toys are for everyone. Try these as well:
Lelo’s remote-controlled Hugo prostate massager ($141.75) features vibrating motors in the base and the tip, is easily controlled with a sleek remote, and is medium-sized so it’s neither too big nor too small. He can wear it on his own or with a partner and its curve shape is sure to keep it in place.
The Lover’s Cage ($24.99 on Adam and Eve) supports the penis and balls to enhance erections, but also features a delicate, heart-shaped tickler and a removable bullet vibe for extra attention on the lady.
The Fleshlight Quickshot compact masturbator ($39.99 on Lovehoney) can be used alone or by a partner, who will enjoy that it’s transparent, so they can see everything while they move it up, down, and all around on the shaft.
A three-pack of different sized cock rings ($9.98 on Amazon) can help get you super hard and make you look like you’re really packing some heat.
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